Hello humans.

My name is Sirius. I am a Swiss Shepherd currently in training.

This photo was taken during an important mission: guarding the stairs.

From this strategic position I have a clear view of my human’s working area. It appears to be a very serious setup designed for maximum productivity:

• a large desk that can move up and down for reasons I do not fully understand
• three glowing rectangles
• a keyboard that my human types on very intensely
• and a small fridge

The fridge seems promising, but after careful investigation I can report that it is mostly empty, and I have never received anything from it. I am still monitoring the situation.

The three rectangles are also interesting.

My human says they are necessary for working efficiently. However, after many hours of observation, I have noticed something strange: despite having three glowing rectangles, my human seems to spend most of the time looking at only one of them.

The other two appear to exist mostly for decoration, occasional curiosity, or dramatic head turns during long thinking pauses.

Humans are strange creatures.

From what I understand, my human uses these rectangles to write software, experiment with AI, and occasionally stare at them while saying things like:

“This worked five minutes ago.”

I will continue observing and report any important developments.

Conclusion: the workstation appears complex, but the snack distribution system requires improvement.